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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

szaleniec1000 Aug 08, 2014 02:22

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 Jul 24, 2014 23:59

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jul 22, 2014 23:43

This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Jul 20, 2014 16:14

Last chapter's obligatory cliffhanger involved the arrival of three "extremely unwelcome visitors", who might have been house-elves, the Great One's geese, the Hogsmeade takeaway delivering the wrong pizza or just post owls again.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3

szaleniec1000 Jul 02, 2014 21:32

Last time, our intrepid nudists boarded the nudist cruise. Which seems to have everyone they met at Cap d'Agde last year, including someone they actually didn't meet but the author wants us to think they did. The only way this would make any sense is if Cap d'Agde was closed and had directed all its regulars to the same cruise.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 3 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Intro and Chapter 1

szaleniec1000 Oct 07, 2013 23:41

I got a bit bogged down with the next chapter of the ITWATN review, for which I can only apologise for the long delay, so I thought I'd turn my attention to something less frustrating. Yes, you read that right. Hogwarts Exposed is pure dreck of the worst kind, but I can at least read most of it without getting a rage headache. (Though writing a ( Read more... )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 24

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2013 23:45

Those of you who follow me on Tumblr will have seen this infographic:

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 23

szaleniec1000 Jul 11, 2013 19:32

Hogwarts Exposed has trouble with pacing, to put it mildly. In the first fic, Chapter 23 had so little going on that the author himself forgot all about it. At least there we had Harry and Hermione's wedding still impending, so we knew that the story was heading for a conclusion of sorts. The end of the last chapter of Too Exposed, by contrast, ( Read more... )

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